
Hoopers Island, Maryland · on the Chesapeake Bay
Photographs
15 photographs, with people in them so the rooms read at their real size.
An empty room tells you nothing about whether fourteen people can eat in it. Every photograph here has a group in it for that reason, and the captions say what people actually do in each room rather than listing what is in it.
One large oven, an island that seats four, and enough space that more than one person can cook without getting in the way. Groups usually split the week into who is cooking which night, and this is the room that makes that pleasant instead of a queue.



Two living rooms on two floors. With a group this size that matters more than square footage: it is the difference between people enjoying each other and people needing a break they cannot get.


Six bedrooms and four and a half baths. Said plainly, because it matters on arrival: the house sleeps 24 across fourteen beds, and five of those are queen sofa beds — four in the living rooms, one inside bedroom 4. A group of 24 is not 24 people in bedrooms.

Sixteen hundred square feet, sixteen-foot ceilings, a rubber floor, and a sliding door you can drive a car through. It is deliberately unfurnished. Bring your own tables, chairs and games and make it whatever your weekend needs. It is included at no extra cost, and nobody sleeps in it.


Front deck and rear deck, both step-free by ramp. The front looks out over the bay and holds the rocking chairs. The pergola seats twenty and is lit at night. The fire pit is where most groups end up after dinner.




Parking for ten cars and boat trailers, and a step-free route in. Check-in is 4 PM; your door code is emailed within a few days of booking, and the WiFi on arrival morning.


